Toronto Dispatch: The Ebert Incident
Thursday, September 11th, 2008
An amusing report in The Daily News today recounts an awkward incident involving Roger Ebert that I nearly witnessed at the early morning press screening for Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire last week. According to the report, Ebert, unable to speak since having throat surgery several months ago, gently tapped New York Post critic Lou Lumenick, who was sitting in front of him, to see if he could move over. One thing led to another, and after repeated taps, Lumenick swatted at Ebert with some undetermined object before a studio person helped the cantankerous Post critic find another seat.
I entered the Slumdog screening rather early, spotted Ebert in back row on the right hand side of the theater and sat down directly in front of him. I gather Lumenick had not yet arrived. Shortly after settling in, I realized that my favorite spot in the house, an aisle seat in the middle section of the room, remained vacant, so I took that place instead. I’d like to think that I would have gladly shifted over if it was me that Ebert had tapped — but, you know, once the movie gets going, it’s hard to say what an abrupt interruption can do to one’s temper.
Ebert hesitantly responds to the story on his website, but does so with class. “It has been blown out of proportion,” he writes. “It is of little interest.” Still, he portrays himself as a tough cookie with no reservations about a potential confrontation when his theatrical experience gets threatened. “A film critic of all people should be respectful of the sight-lines of fellow audience members,” Ebert concludes. “But in one way I feel sorry for [Lumenick]. He had no idea who was behind him when he smacked me. Now it looked like he was picking on poor me. I have had my problems, but I promise you I am plenty hearty enough to withstand a smack.”
Smacked or not, Ebert’s presence at TIFF this year is a heartening one. Spotting the famous thumb-thruster en route to handful of screenings each day (with his faithful wife, Chaz, in tow) proves his commitment to seeing movies in their primal stages on the festival circuit (I imagine he could probably arrange to have a lot of the prints shipped to his home theater in Chicago). What’s even more refreshing is that Ebert’s TIFF coverage has been pretty spot-on. People often complain these days that the former television personality gives out too many four stars, applies too much hyperbole to average fare and can’t be taken seriously. Having watched several films this week and discovered them at the same time as Ebert, I can testify that many of his conclusions make sense.
Slumdog Millionaire is a manipulative feel-good drama, but it excels at that precise style of filmmaking. Happy-Go-Lucky once again proves that Mike Leigh understands character arcs better than most screenwriters in the history of the art form. The Dardenne brothers’ Lorna’s Silence eloquently portrays the tribulations of maternal instincts and the pratfalls of greed. And while I haven’t seen The Wrestler, I hear it’s quite good, too.
In this dispatch and this one, Ebert agrees with me. So he’s still okay in my book.










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