So that thing where you find out that an actor you really like for his current work turns out to have starred in a movie that you loved back in the day? It happened to us this week when we discovered (uncovered? it was staring us in the face, after all) that Peter Capaldi, whose work we adored in the political comedy In The Loop and now enjoy in the title role on Doctor Who, starred in one of our favorite genre movies from the 80s: the insanely camp, gorgeously creepy, and very funny The Lair Of The White Worm.
Hugh Grant is also fine as the young and pleasantly assholish Lord of the Manor, who joins the battle against a growing coven of acolytes of a religion dedicated to worshipping said creature. But the movie unquestionably belongs to Amanda Donohoe, who plays Lady Sylvia Marsh, the smooth and slinky high priestess of the worm cult who steals the skull for her own depraved rituals. Donohoe is very much the engine that powers this thing, effortlessly able to drop the high-class veneer for an earthier persona. Or a fanged and body-makeupped snake creature!
The Lair Of The White Worm is one of a few low-budget genre pictures director Ken Russell turned out in the 1980s. One suspects that it's a very loose adaptation of Bram Stoker's original story, but so determined is it to be its own thing, a vehicle expressly made for the titillation and freaking out of open-minded cult audiences that its probably-substantial infidelities to the text that spawned it are cheerfully overlooked. There are probably freakier movies you could engage this Halloween but we doubt most of them are as fun or sexy as The Lair Of The White Worm.