How do we keep missing this? This iconic occasion keeps going by us (unthinkable, especially as a milestone in the run-up to Halloween), but dammit, we're taking notice this time. Because he's one of our favorite actors, because he's style, grace, and more than a little sexiness on screen, because he's clearly willing to act in anything, anywhere, anytime, we are delighted to say Happy 70th Birthday, Udo Kier!
The man's cult status is assured, given his appearance in a number of A- to Z-grade horror movies. But we've seen him cameo in a number of Hollywood affairs, including Armageddon and the Pamela Anderson vehicle Barb Wire (a movie once described good-naturedly by Kier himself as "high-paid trash"), and he's worked with a diverse slate of some of the finest directors in world cinema, including Paul Morrissey, Dario Argento, Lars von Trier (who must find him something of a muse), Gus Van Sant, Werner Herzog, and Monika Treut. He brings elegance, fearlessness, and a gentle willingness to do whatever crazy shit he's asked to do, from studiously avoiding the gaze of Kirsten Dunst to losing body parts to a gate closed on them.
Frankly we don't think Udo Kier has ever made a terrible movie. Because even a terrible movie with Udo Kier in it...HAS Udo Kier in it. We are so delighted that he's still making movies, still embraced by so many collaborators. Udo Kier is acting royalty, as far as we're concerned. Long May He Reign.